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Maybe you grew as a person, maybe your interests have changed, maybe your liberal arts education paid off and you grew enough respect for the arts and humanities that your STEMinist laptop sticker doesnt have the girl power punch you once thought it did. Things change, and thats OK. Luckily for you, at the desk inside Starbucks, theres a solution for you! Buy some overpriced sticker remover from your friends! Theres even a paw print on the side of the bottle for that RBE authenticity. Friday morning IV Bags outside Starbucks Have you ever wished there was an intravenous solution to Thursday nights problems? Even though the Friday morning scaries have rapidly declined since the death of Jersdays, every once in a blue moon, students will still find themselves out and about eating disgusting Hotbox pizza four hours before their first class. Our student body being the champs they are does not often shy away from the challenge of making that first class. We all know hell hath no fury like a Butler professor scorned by a handful of absences over the course of four months. To help in this righteous quest, some entrepreneurial wonder kid should grease some palms in the pharmacy department, slap a dawg-print on a saline bag and roll out some IVs to the table outside Starbucks. Feel your hangover fade away and your eyes hit the back of your head as you are washed away into blissful rehydration.
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